Why Start Here

Before spending on a website or a retainer, you need to know exactly where you stand.

Most businesses don't have a marketing problem so much as a not-knowing-what's-actually-broken problem. The audit fixes that first — it tells you what a stranger sees when they search for you, ranked by what to fix first, before you spend a dollar on the fix itself.

It's built to work two ways: as a genuinely useful, standalone piece of research you can act on yourself — or as a low-friction way to find out whether a longer engagement with us makes sense. Neither path is pushed on you.

$67 could be all it takes to uncover an opportunity worth far more. A missed Google search, an outdated website or an unclear call to action could be costing you customers you never knew you were missing. Don't just think about what this costs — think about what it could help you find.

$67
One-time · No subscription
  • Google Business Profile review
  • Website audit — speed, mobile, conversion
  • Local search visibility & keyword gaps
  • Reputation & review health check
  • Competitor benchmarking (3–5 competitors)
  • Prioritised action plan — clear next steps

Delivered as a private online audit within 2 business days. No sales call. No obligation.

Get Your $67 Digital Audit

If you hire us to fix what we find, the $67 is credited in full toward the project.

If you don't find it useful, we'll refund you. No questions. See a sample audit report →

Who It's For

Built for businesses that are good — and invisible.

This is for you if

  • You already have customers, reviews, or a live website — this isn't a from-zero-startup product
  • You suspect you're losing business to less-good competitors who are simply easier to find
  • You want a straight answer, not a sales pitch dressed up as a report
  • You want to know what to fix first, not a 40-page checklist with no priority order

This may not be for you if

  • You have no digital footprint at all yet (no website, no listing, no reviews) — there's nothing to audit until something exists
  • You want guaranteed ranking numbers attached — no honest audit promises that
  • You're looking for a free, instant, automated score — plenty of tools already do that; this is a different, human product
  • Your main question is whether your website itself is doing its job — that's the deeper Website Audit ($99), not this one
What We Actually Research

Six areas. Real data. A human behind every finding.

Most free audit tools run an automated scan and return a generic score. This is different — directed research built from the same public data your competitors could commission: your Google profile, actual search results, real review patterns, and live website performance. AI assists the research; a human writes and prioritises the report.

01

Google Business Profile

Category selection, photo count and recency, review velocity, owner response rate, posts and Q&A activity.

02

Search Visibility

Local pack ranking, keyword gaps versus competitors, citation consistency, and AI-platform presence.

03

Competitor Benchmarking

Side-by-side comparison against 3–5 direct competitors across reviews, website, and social presence.

04

Reputation & Review Intelligence

Multi-platform review aggregation, sentiment themes, velocity trends, and owner engagement scoring.

05

Website & Conversion Review

Mobile performance, conversion elements, trust signals, and on-page SEO fundamentals.

06

Opportunity Mapping

Every finding ranked by estimated impact and assigned a specific, sequenced action.

Recent Audits

What the research actually looks like.

Real findings from recent audits — anonymised and condensed. Every business was operationally healthy. Every one was digitally invisible. The gap between the two is exactly what we fix.

Critical

Beachfront Restaurant

Full-service restaurant · nightly entertainment · beach location

34/100

  • 359 Google reviews at 4.4★ — zero owner responses detected
  • TripAdvisor: unclaimed, ranked #211 of 283; nearest competitor has 2,000 reviews
  • No website — the most marketable feature in the area documented nowhere online
Stagnating

Coastal Pizzeria

Wood-fired Neapolitan pizza · cocktail bar

61/100

  • TripAdvisor #1 locally, 532 reviews at 4.8★ — zero owner responses
  • Instagram: 1,380 posts, 2,113 followers — broken growth loop
  • No website despite a market-leading product
Stagnating

Sports Bar & Grill

Family-friendly · 10-screen sports viewing

47/100

  • 4.8★ on TripAdvisor — same as the #1 competitor, ranked #6 of 7 on review volume alone
  • No Instagram account; Facebook effectively inactive
  • No website; no digital narrative under new ownership

Business names and identifying details anonymised. Findings based on publicly available data only.

Beyond the Score

A score is only the beginning.

There are plenty of free tools that can tell you what's wrong with your digital presence. What they can't do is look at your actual business, your competitors and your customers — and tell you what matters most, what to fix first, and why.

Context

Your business, not a generic checklist.

We look at your actual business, audience, online presence and competitors to understand what's really happening.

Priority

Know what matters most.

Not every issue deserves your time or money. We identify the changes most likely to make a meaningful difference — and help you understand what can wait.

Action

A clear next step.

You receive a written, practical roadmap explaining what we'd change, why it matters, and where to start.

$67. One clear picture of where you stand — and where to go next.

What Happens Next

From payment to report, in three steps.

Book & confirm

Fill out a short form. We may follow up with one or two clarifying questions about your business — no sales call, ever.

Research

We research your Google profile, website, search visibility, reviews, and 3–5 real competitors, then turn our findings into a tailored report with recommendations specific to your business.

Receive your report

Delivered within 2 business days as a clear, prioritised document. Nothing further is required — act on it yourself, or ask us about the highest-priority fix.

Questions

What people usually ask first.

A written review of your Google Business Profile, website performance, local search visibility, review health, and directory consistency — delivered within 2 business days as a clear, prioritised action plan. No sales call, no obligation, and a full refund if you don't find it useful.

Free automated tools return a generic score with no context. This audit uses the same public data a free tool could see, but adds directed research, competitor benchmarking, and a human review-and-rewrite pass — a prioritised narrative, not a raw score.

You'll get a short confirmation and, if needed, a couple of clarifying questions about your business. Research begins immediately. There's no sales call before or after — you'll simply receive the finished report within 2 business days.

Nothing is required. The report stands on its own — you can act on it yourself, hand it to whoever handles your marketing, or come back to us if you'd like help implementing the highest-priority fix. There's no pressure either way.

Yes. If you don't find the audit useful, we refund it — no questions asked. We can offer this because the audit is a fixed-cost deliverable we fully control, and because we'd rather lose $67 than have someone feel misled.

Your $67 is credited in full toward that work, whether it's a website project, a Google Business Profile optimisation, or something else the audit identifies. You're never obligated to use it.

If you're mainly concerned about how your whole business shows up online — Google, reviews, search visibility, social presence and competitors — this is the right one. If your main question is specifically whether your website itself is doing its job, the deeper $99 Website Audit is a better fit.

Find out what's actually costing you customers.

2 business days. $67. No sales call. Credited toward the project if you hire us — money-back if you don't find it useful.